Gotta get that,
Gotta get that,
Gotta get that,
Gotta geeet that
That that,
That that.

(Sham Wow now.)
Gotta get that,
(Sham Wow now.)
Gotta touch that,
(Sham Wow now.)
Gotta smell that,
(Sham Wow now.)
Gotta eat that,
Sham Wow now,
Sham Wow now,
Sham Wow now,
Sham Wow now.

Yo, I got this wig
It really smells,
You can keep it
I'm up to 20 pounds.
I got my Sham Wow now
With my bar of soap.

I got 2 light bulbs
In my hands,
Next level
Super Mario Bros.
I got that
(Sham Wow now, )
I like to lick that
(Sham Wow now.)

I like that
Sham Wow now,
It makes me really,
Really dry.
The orange color
Makes me laugh,
This guy's a creeper.
I'm so 2, 000 B.C.,
You so, hairy and white.
I got that
(Sham Wow now, )
Eat the french fry,
(Sham Wow now.)
Le'me eat it now.

(Sham Wow now.)
Gotta get that,
(Sham Wow now.)
Gotta touch that,
(Sham Wow now.)
Gotta smell that,
(Sham Wow now.)
Gotta eat that,
Sham Wow now,
Sham Wow now,
Sham Wow now,
Sham Wow now.

I'm on that
Sham Wow guy,
Ya'll here that
Cow go (moo).
My Sham Wow
Soaks up water fast,
It also soaks
Up your face.
I'm stuck inside
This rubber tube,
Gonna freak out,
Where's my Sham Wow?
While I'm on
My favorite tree,
I kinda look like
A bumble bee.

I'ma beast when
You use Sham Wow,
Into the bush
I almost died.
Greener, smaller,
Fatter, older,
Nail clippings,
I'm a baller.
'Cause we gotta
Bowl of water,
We got the
Sham Wow now.
It soaks up
All the water,
Well, that's what
The commercial said.
(OH! )

People in
This bathroom,
If you wanna
Soak up waterr.
Put your
Sunglasses oon,
I'm about to
Eat a cookie.
Here's your
Sham Wow.

(Music)

I be cleanin'
My feet,
I be cleanin'
My feet.

Here we go
Here we go,
Orange or
Purple.
Ya'll gettin'
Soaked with the,
(Sham Wow)
I drink lots of
Liquids every day,
It makes me wanna say
(Sham Wow! )
Eating chips with the
(Sham Wow! )
On the toilet with the
This guy is
Really creepy,
It makes me
Wanna pee.

(Music)

This guy is
Really creepy,
It makes me
Wanna pee.

I like that
Sham Wow now,
It makes me really,
Really dry.
The orange color
Makes me laugh,
This guy's a creeper.
I'm so 2, 000 B.C.,
You so, hairy and white.
I got that
(Sham Wow now, )
Eat the french fry,
(Sham Wow now.)
Le'me eat it now.

(Sham Wow now.)
Gotta get that,
(Sham Wow now.)
Gotta touch that,
(Sham Wow now.)
Gotta smell that,
(Sham Wow now.)
Gotta eat that,
Sham Wow now,
Sham Wow now,
Sham Wow now,
Sham Wow now.