When the cake fell on your head
I thought about something that I could do better than you
And so I left to go out and work on my trade
A change that's what you need
Follow these pages and turn your life over to me
All your mistakes
And all the beds you never made

That's what they all say
There's nothing they really won't do
But I'm always wondering
And I'm always hoping

When the vase fell on the floor
I thought I saw someone who thought she was better than you
And so I left to go out and practice my skill
A raise that's what you need
Do me these favors until you've got noone to please
And then you can go
And buy the big house on the hill

That's what they all say
There's nothing they really won't do
But I'm always wondering
And I'm always hoping