Everything in life has always come to me
Not much effort needed, always painlessly
All the good things, I've not given that a lot of thought
That's what I was taught
When I meet a pair of eyes across a room
It is simply in my nature to assume
Should I want it, here's another one to come my way
Happens everyday

Surprise, surprise
No kiss, no touch and no surrender
Surprise, surprise
He's makin' a fool of me
He's spinning me round
And that was not on the agenda
Surprise, surprise
Surprise, surprise
No kiss and no surrender

No-one's gonna catch me my defenses down
I can keep my face whoever comes to town
Who's that stranger anyway to think he'll change my rule and upset my cool
And he had the nerve to tell me face to face
Smilingly he told me - join the human race -
I was slightly stunned, but then I said - and if I do, what is that to you -

Surprise...