Being in love is like being on drugs without the potential brain damage,

Kisses are crack rocks you don't have to smoke with no life ruining

Baggage,

No life ruining baggage



And when we touch (when they touch),

Oh when we touch (Aaah),

I can feel it get me high, I can feel that dopamine rush.

And when we kiss (when they kiss),

Oh when we kiss (Aaah),

It satisfies my addiction without making me pass out in a pool of my piss.



Being in love is like going flat broke and getting kicked out of college,

She's like a dealer who's tryin' to collect and get all the payment she's

Promised,

Get all the payment she's promised



And when she speaks (when she speaks),

Oh when she speaks (Aaah),

I can feel that chemical reaction make me weak,

And when we dance (when they dance),

Oh when we dance (Aaah),

It's the substance abuse that gives me all the delight without making me

Start a naked bar fight.



When she leaves, I need another fix.

So desperate,

I can only be myself with another hit.

Didn't know the side effects would be so bad,

Gonna end up in rehab,

That means my room where I'm drowning in a pile of cheeto bags, CHEETO

BAGS!



Being in love is like being on drugs without the potential of dying,

Snuggles are pills that you don't have to buy,

Unless you're that type of client.

Unless you're that type of client.



And when we touch (when they touch),

Oh when we touch (Aaah),

I can feel it get me high but I still can't get enough,

And when we kiss (when they kiss),

Oh when we kiss (Aaah),

It's at least as good as a dank-ass joint,

Without making me rob my mom at gunpoint.



Being in love is like being on drugs.