Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher 

    Mountain

I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so

    far,

I see you've met my assistant, Scarface

His appearance is quite disturbing

But, I assure you, he's harmless enough

He's a sweetheart, calls me Master

And he has a way of finding pretty 

    things,

And bringing them to me, oh



I'm so into you,

But I'm way too smart for you

Even my henchmen think I'm crazy

I'm not surprised that you agree

If you could find some way to be

A little bit less afraid of me

You see, the voices that control me

From inside my head

Say I shouldn't kill you... yet



I made this half-pony half-monkey

    monster to please you

But I get the feeling that you don't

    like it,

What's with all the screaming?

You like monkeys, you like ponies

Maybe you don't like monsters so much

Maybe I used too many monkeys

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a 

     pony

Making a gift for you, oh



I'm so into you

But I'm way too smart for you

Even my henchmen think I'm crazy

I'm not surprised that you agree

If you could find some way to be

A little bit less afraid of me

You see, the voices that control me

From inside my head

Say I shouldn't kill you... yet.



Picture the two of us alone

Inside my golden submarine

While, up above the waves

My Doomsday Squad ignites

The atmosphere

And all the fools

Who lead their foolish lives

May find it quite... explosive.

But it won't mean half as much to me

If I don't have you here.



No, it isn't easy living here on

    Skullcrusher Mountain

So maybe you could cut me just a little

    slack

Would it kill you to be civil?

I've been patient, I've been gracious

And this mountain is covered with wolves

Hear them howling, my hungry children

So maybe you should stay and have

    another drink

And think about me and you, oh



I'm so into you

But I'm way too smart for you

Even my henchmen think I'm crazy

I'm not surprised that you agree

If you could find some way to be

A little bit less afraid of me

You see, the voices that control me

From inside my head

Say I shouldn't kill you... yet

I shouldn't kill you... yet

I shouldn't kill you... yet.