I had a scone and a large house blend

Then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends

I said, "I'm sick and tired of winter, and I wish that it was spring."

Then a little fella named Robin Redbreast began to sing

and he sang,



"Ooh ooh child, what'd ya think the cold winter's gonna last forever?

Ooh ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together

Outside



'Cause it's the First of May, First of May

Outdoor fuckin' starts today

So bring your favorite lady

or at least your favorite lay

Water's not cold, baby dip in your big toe

Maybe I'll see ya in flagrante delicto

Grass below you, sky above

Celebrate Spring with a crazy little thing called

Fuckin' outside"



I thanked him for the information,

I cried a little when he flew away

Watched an episode of The People's Court

and I tried to plan my day

I called up my old lady

She wasn't home, so I called my girl

I asked her if she'd like to join me as I 

entertain the world

And I said,



"Ooh ooh, child, I'll bring a blanket 

and I promise I will brush the ants off

Ooh ooh, child, you're gonna like it 

when we're takin' each other's pants off

Outside"



Cause it's the First of May, First of May

Outdoor fuckin' starts today

So bring your favorite lady

or at least your favorite lay

Water's not cold, baby dip in your big toe

Maybe I'll see ya in flagrante delicto

Grass below you, sky above

Celebrate Spring with a crazy little thing called

Fuckin' outside



So we went to the park together

We were walking in the midday sun

We met all kinds of people and we

we fucked everyone

We fucked a lady who sells ice cream

We fucked a man with a tan Sharpei

Everyone who needed fucking, well, they

They got fucked today

So come on,



Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart,

Feel the spirit moving through you

Ooh ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love

When I stick it to you

Outside



Cause it's the First of May, First of May

Outdoor fuckin' starts today

So bring your favorite lady

or at least your favorite lay

Water's not cold, baby dip in your big toe

Maybe I'll see ya in flagrante delicto

Grass below you, sky above

Celebrate Spring with a crazy little thing called

Fuckin' outside

Fuckin' outside

Fuckin' outside