It starts off like a thousand other songs that you've heard before.
Except in this one they do a little do do-do do do dodoo.
So you try to change the station but it's playing on every one.
A bunch of shitty ass chords and lyrics recorded by a fucking moron.
And you assume that the general public is not that stupid.
You're positive that nobody will want to listen to this.

But you are wrong...

They want another stupid motherfucking lame cock sucking cookie cutter radio friendly song.
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song.

Unoriginal melody.

Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?
Something's wrong.
While these douchebags are all still alive, singing these ass-licking songs.
All these fucking unoriginal pussies that don't have anything to say.
I'm not homophobic but this song is so fucking gay.
You can barely retain the vomit that's rising in your throat.
And you assume that everyone will think that this song's terrible.

But you are wrong...

They want another stupid motherfucking lame cock sucking cookie cutter radio friendly song.
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly...
Piece of shit oh what a sucky ass piece of shit
I'd rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this... corporate bitch singing a stupid motherfucking lame cock suckin' cookie cutter radio friendly piece of shit...

God I hate this shit...