Ah, tell 'em about it Donnie

Here we go.



She's a waitress at her corner

Always dancin' nine-to-five

Well, she ain't no supermodel

But I'm here to tell you, she's fine, ha, ha

She's so fine, Johnny

She's like the classic girl next door

There's somethin' 'bout her walk

There's somethin' that goes off inside

Each time she starts to talk.



Plain Jane

Oh, I love her name

She drives me insane

She's my plain Jane.



She always gets my business

I can't wait to ring her bell

(Ah, I bet you can't Donnie.)

She puts a quarter in the jukebox

Says she don't kiss an' tell

Is that right, brother

The way she wears that dress, yeah

It's time that I confess

The music starts an' my heart stops

An' I become a mess.



Plain Jane

Oh, I love her name

She drives me insane

She's my plain Jane.



Nothin' fancy: she's just got everything

She's so addicting; she's so amazing

Can't think of anything.



Do, do, do do

(Whoa, talk to me, plain Jane.)

Do, do, do do, do, do

Whoa, yeah, c'mon.



Plain Jane

Oh, I love her name

She drives me insane

She's my plain Jane. (Jane, Jane.)



Plain Jane

Oh, I love her name

She drives me insane

She said just call me plain Jane

(That's right, buddy.)



Plain Jane

She's my plain Jane

She's my plain Jane

She's my plain, (Jane)

Whoo, she's my plain Jane

(No, she's mine...)