America
It seems that we've got a problem
Forget that there's a war in Iraq
Cuz there's a bottom
His name is Dangerous
And he's back to corrupt
You've got a crisis on your hands

Cuz I fuck up the butt
Yeah I'm a fag
And if you don't watch out
I'll hunt your men down
And then fuck their backs out
It's time the F-C-C

Took control of this threat
So fuck Osama cuz you've got
Some real shit to address
Scared because I'm bold
And I don't bite my tongue
Women jealous cuz I voice

I prefer my men hung
I know that shit is crass
But that's how I do
Envious Dangerous
Gets more dick than you
And you can play nice

And smile more than twice
But you think I got respect
By actin' sweet and polite?
I get the respect of my peers
By standin' up
And not giving a fuck

When I was told to shut up

Johnny, you're too damn hot
(2 Hot 2 Hot for t.v., why everybody always fuckin' with me?)
Johnny, you're too damn hot
(2 Hot 2 Hot for t.v., why everybody tryna' ban Johnny D?)

Fuck your politics
And your bullshit excuses
Censor what I say
Like my subjects are useless
But here's an exclusive
I want you to know
You can eat a dick
And lick my asshole
Oh there he go
Resorting to sex
I guess that's all I'm good for
According to them
Say I can't marry
Live in sin or repent
When divorce by straight couples
Are up fifty percent

And all the Jesus freaks
Thinkin' I'm gonna' budge
Cuz they condemn who I fuck
When God said not to judge
Worried all about
Where I stick my dick
Don't you worry, sweetheart
Until I'm up in your shit
And what about the kids
Homeless on the street
Kicked out cuz they came out and found a
Hero in me

And I refuse to lie
And deny what I do
And I refuse to play the role
And try to blend in with you

Johnny, you're too damn hot
(2 Hot 2 Hot for t.v., why everybody always fuckin' with me?)
Johnny, you're too damn hot
(2 Hot 2 Hot for t.v., why everybody tryna' ban Johnny D?)

Why some magazines
Don't wanna give me a spread
Could it be cuz Johnny D
Spreads for men in his bed
And chooses to rap

And express how he feel
And was told he'd get a deal
If he kept it half real
The industry is fucked
Even the gay media
You may have caught
'Pick Up The Mic' on ya tv but yo
That wasn't me

All up in your screen
That was what the FCC
Wanted you to believe
Apparently I

Was too homo for Logo
Saw my performance
And they were like hell no!
And me kissin' a man?
That shit was a no-show
But here comes Queer As Folk

With two fags playing with dildos
Could it be, could it be
A conspiracy
You didn't get Johnny Dangerous
You got Johnny Disney
Perhaps if I was PG
I'd be more mainstream
I guess the thought of who I am
Does not bring home the green