Well we're sluts

You and me

Succumb to pleasure easily

Despite our last sincere intent

We rise at two and go out unkempt

Retire at si for alittle more

Hey there's no one keeping score

Except the dog who's kinda bored



And  we're sluts

The two of us

Why walk we can get the bus

Why get the bus when we can cab it

Living large is our best habit

Don't cook now it's much too late

Look at all the dirty plates

Let's go where we don't have to wait



And no ifs no ands no buts 

‘Cause we're sluts



We're sluts and we're proud of it

Doing what's appropriate

One day we will live like kings

In one big house but separate wings



Sluts



We're sluts

It's what we do

Promiscuity for two

We're not here wait for the tone

Oh yes we rarely check the phone

Please call back another day

Hold me down just where I lay

I don't wanna float away

No ifs no ands no buts

‘Cause we're sluts



We're sluts

We're proud of it

Curled up like invertebrates

One day we will live like queens

Always just beyond our means



And we're sluts

Sluts

Sluts

Sluts



We're sluts

It's our claim to fame

Please remind me of your name

This is where we both belon

I wonder where my cell phone's gone

Let's be realistic sweet

Soon we'll have to make ends me

Make our home between the sheets

No ifs no ands no buts

‘Cause we're sluts

Sluts



We're sluts and we're proud of it

Doing what's appropriate

One day we will live like kings

In one big house separate wings



We're sluts

We don't care

You look good in my underwear

I love you you so & so

We just met three days ago



And we're sluts

Sluts

‘Cause we're sluts

Sluts