Father singing to the boyfriend:

Was it you that did the pushin
left the stains upon the cushion
foot prints on the dashboard upside down...

Was it you you sly woodpecker
that got into my daughter Rebecca
if it was you you better leave this town...

The Reply:

Yes was I that did the pushin
left the stains upon the cushion
foot prints on the dashboard upside down...

But since I got into you're daughter
I've had trouble passin water
so I guess we're even all around...