Well life on a crotch is kind of laid back,

Watching those peckers trying to get in her crack,

I'm getting messy when they slip me off the track,



Thank god I'm a pubic hair



She flufs me up when she's going on a date,

Brushes me aside when she's gonna masterbate,

Scratches me to death if her periods late,



Thank god I'm a pubic hair



When she's not really horny she uses vaseline,

Takes a little shower and rubs me clean,

I appreciate it when I'm covered with cream,



Thank god I'm a pubic hair



Well I like it when they eat but I don't like when they giddle,

I'm get crushed when there pounding on her middle,

I curl right up when she takes a little piddle,



Thank god I'm a pubic hair