Ken had some eggs and gammon
At a restaurant in Rhyll 
Then he went with his wife, Rhiannon
To the campsite on the hill
The night was very windy 
Though outside it was still 
Eggs and gammon
Poor Rhiannon 
Ken had wind 
Eggs and gammon 
Poor Rhiannon 
Ken's bad wind 
They opened up the tent flaps
But the smell it seemed to stay 
So they tightened up the guy ropes 
Just in case they blew away 
They saw a daddy-longlegs 
Get on his knees and pray 
Eggs and gammon, etc.
And in the morning
The storm it did subside
Ken went to the doctor's 
And some medicine was prescribed
What of the daddy-longlegs? 
Well I'm sorry to say he died 
Oh eggs and gammon
Poor Rhiannon 
Ken had wind 
Eggs and gammon 
Poor Rhiannon 
Ken's bad wind – (Oo – pardon me vicar!)