OK, hold up 



I’ll make the music if you make it look good 

I don’t dance but I think that you should 



Good evening's a greeting 

Good night is farewell 

Before you go introduce yourself 



There’s a story to tell 

Wait to be seen staring at the big screen 

One day folks is gonna know me 

Hopefully sing my songs at karaoke 

I’m thinking positive 

Even if it’s fashionable to be the pessimist 

Skipped out of style went straight to vintage 

Can I get a yes ya’ll from all the naysayers 

Listen to me now or catch up to me later 

Do the kids still say player haters? 

I’m sorry, I forgot the disclaimers 

I was told not to be so defensive 

Man was I offended 

Put a mic into the crowd 

Help me out now 

Finish the sentence 



I’ll make the music if you make it look good 

I don’t dance but I think that you should 



Good evening's a greeting 

Good night is farewell 

Before you go introduce yourself 



Good evening's a greeting 

Good night is farewell 

Nobody’s leaving until 



There’s a story to tell 

I’m at a lost for words 

Can I borrow your's? 

You could speak for yourself 

Or ask a ghost writer for help 

I need a story to tell 

To be a has-been you have to have been 

On a porch swing reminiscing poor decisions 

Should have done it different 

Fist full of accomplishments slipping through your fingertips 

Opportunities missed 

Fifteen minutes goes quick 

Off your seat and on your feet 

Half full or a half empty drink 

Work the room 

Gunshot wink 

Party people in the place to be 



I’ll make the music if you make it look good 

I don’t dance but I think that you should good 





Good evening's a greeting 

Good night is farewell 

Before you go introduce yourself 



Good evening's a greeting 

Good night is farewell 

Nobody’s leaving until 



There’s a story to tell 

We’ll take a happy ending 

Even if we’re pretending 

We’ll take a happy ending 

This time I’m not pretending 



Good evening's a greeting 

Good night is farewell 

Before you go introduce yourself 



Good evening's a greeting 

Good night is farewell 

Nobody’s leaving until