Now everything?s crazy, I got a great big smile
But the question I?m asking
Where did my legs go?

Vision doubling and trembling, I?m getting dizzy with light
I got the laziest feeling, I?m feeling all right
But the question I?m asking
Where did my legs go?

Will you pour me another, 'cause I feel like a king
If I tried to go walking it would be a good thing
But the question I?m asking
Where did my legs go?

I?m a lunatic whino, I?m a talking machine
I?m wide awake sleeping, is it really a dream?
But if it isn?t a dream then
Where did my legs go