When you're hungry and your stomach's feeling thin

You find the nearest restaurant and walk right in

Says the waiter with a sigh

You're not dressed without a tie

And you bite your lips to keep the swear words in.



What kind of people are they

What kind of people are they

They've only got their jobs to do

That's why they've got it in for you, you.



Have you ever sat behind a traffic jam

When you'd get there quicker if you walked or ran

When you finally get out, at the front of it no doubt

You'll find a policeman causing chaos with his hand.



What kind of people are they

What kind of people are they

They've only got their jobs to do

That's why they've got it in for you, you .



When you park your car in some deserted street

Give the parking meter sixpences to eat

When the money's been digested

You'll find that you just invested

In the profits of a traffic warden's beat.