Whatcha gonna do when your wife finds another

Takes the kids and the car and half of the house

Whatcha gonna do, move in with your mother

And spend your time looking to find a new spouse.



Thinking it over

It ain't worth the worry

Starting over to make a new life

Thinking it over

I decided not to bother

I decided to take my own life.



I'm on the ledge outside my window

The ground is ten stories below

As I look down, the crowd look up

Wondering whether I'll jump or not.



Whatcha gonna do, disappoint all those people

Or make a splash in the headlines next day

Whatcha gonna do, waste the time of those policemen

Or let your audience have their own way.



Thinking it over

I decided not to bother

I decided to take my own life

Thinking it over

It ain't worth the worry

I decided to take my own life



Whatcha gonna do, disappoint all those people

Or make a splash in the headlines next day

Whatcha gonna do, waste the time of those policemen

Or let your audience have their own way.



Thinking it over

I decided not to bother

I decided to save my own life

Thinking it over

I decided not to bother

It's too high price to pay for an unfaithful wife.