It's too fast, it's too slow,
It's too country, to rock and roll.
It's too happy, too sad,
Too short, or it's way too long.
Yeah and it's too bad they don't just...

*Chorus*
Play the song, play the song,
Turn it up loud enough,
We can all sing along.
And let the people decide,
If the music is right, or it's wrong.
Man it's a shame, instead of playing the game.
Play the song, play the song.

It's too Garth, too George Strait,
Too right down the center,
Too left of the plate.
The hooks too weak, or the subject matter is way too strong.
Yeah, whatever it's too bad they don't just...

*Chorus*

And it's too bad,
If you ask me,
Our songs gotta be so darn PC,
So damn PC.

*Chorus*

Play the song,
Play the song,
Play the song,
Play the song.