Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin' to go
 And this big fat woman, bumped me on the floor
 She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go
 Then she did a dip, almost broke my hip
 She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down
 She wanted to bump some more, but I told her, "no!"
 You done knocked me down once
 You done knocked me down once
 Said if you want to dance find you a big fat man
 Y'all both can get on down, y'all both can get on down
 Huh!

 Chorus:

 I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
 I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
 I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
 I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
 Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
 I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
 I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
 I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

 Somebody take her
 She's too big for me
 She'll knock me down

 She came over to me, snatched me out of my seat
 She wanted to get on down, still wanted to get on down
 I told her to go on and leave me alone
 I ain't gettin' down
 You done hurt my hip once
 I know what you'll do
 I ain't gonna bump with you!
 I don't feel like gettin' down
 Don't feel like gettin' down
 She just shook her head at every word I said
 She wanted to get on down
 That woman wanted to get on down
 She did that dip again and I hit the floor again
 She was gettin' down, Lord, that woman was gettin' down

 (Chorus)

 Somebody take her, I don't want her
 She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
 Done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
 Somebody take her, I don't want her
 Say Leroy! You can have this one dude
 This big fat woman, dude
 I don't want her