I woke up late today

Actually I do that eveyday

Got no place to be seen

I'm not part of a scene

I'm a genius loser

Keeping counsel with my own opinion

President of the state that I'm in

Should I just stay in bed?

Should I live in my head?

Oh god so many a=questions to ask



Oh you could call me lazy

I think of it as taking my time

Cos I don't want to do what I don't want to do

I'm the question refusenik



but, oh my god

If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine

But I'm a real late starter

So I'm making up for the lost time

Oh my god, if I was somebody

You'd be kissing my arse right now

But I'm so polite, I do it all of the time

I missed my calling in life

Oh well



Day by day I wonder

If I will be torn a asunder

By these things that I know

That nobody else knoes

Or maybe it's the drinking

I guess we should consult a Bible

Everybody needs a sign

Or bless the birds and the bees

The flowers and trees

And blessed be the slacker



but, oh my god

If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine

But I'm a real late starter

So I'm making up for the lost time

Oh my god, if I was somebody

You'd be kissing my arse right now

But I'm so polite, I do it all of the time

I missed my calling in life

Oh well



You must be having a laugh

Oh god your having a laugh

No point in worrying if my days are a disaster

Inside my little head I'm happy ever after

Yes I am



but, oh my god

If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine

But I'm a real late starter

So I'm making up for the lost time

Oh my god, if I was somebody

You'd be kissing my arse right now

But I'm so polite, I do it all of the time

I missed my calling in life

Oh well



But, oh my god

If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine

But I'm a real late starter

So I'm making up for lost time

Oh my god, if i was somebody

You'd be kissing my arse right now

But I'm so polite, I do it all of the time

I missed my calling in life

Ohh... What am I like

Yes I am