Minding my own business on this couch

The TV's got all the game I need

Isn't this just heaven

Single now, no woman, off the leash



But here come the boys again

To try to drag me out of here

Ok, alright, but no ladies nights

Let's go shoot some pool just a couple of beers



But before I finished chalking up my cue

This crazy girl beside me took her shot said this one's for you



And the tail starts wagging

Without fail once again my tongue starts draggin'

And I'm begging will you take me in

I'm starting at the end

Bass ackwards like it's always been

Now how in the hell did this happen

That tail is wagging this dog again

The tail is wagging this dog again



Next thing I'm buying rounds of whiskey, all top shelf

Bartender put it on my tab

Hey girls what you drinking

Fellas can I borrow some more cash



But they get there jackets on

While I play air guitar

And just before we reach the door

My crazy girl jumps right up on the bar



Now she starts dancing I can't tear myself away

I'm rolling over begging her to tell me ?good boy, stay?



And the tail starts wagging

Without fail once again my tongue starts draggin'

And I'm begging will you take me in

I'm starting at the end

Bass ackwards like it's always been

Now how in the hell did this happen

That tail is wagging this dog again

The tail is wagging this dog again



I try to think and use my head

But animal instinct always uses me instead

My good intentions are rendered so defenseless

Against a pair of low cut jeans of particular dimensions



And the tail starts wagging

Without fail once again my tongue starts draggin'

And I'm begging will you take me in

I'm starting at the end

Bass ackwards like it's always been

Now how in the hell did this happen

The tail keeps wagging this dog again

The tail is wagging this dog again