The doors flew back and in they came

A tough bunch of cowboys, thirsty

They said to the waitress, "Honey what's your name?"

"And Mama, won'cha bring us whiskey?"

The waitress froze dead in her tracks

Her eyes rolled in her head

No one took a single breath

When she turned to them and said...



She said, "I'm Na'cho Mama !"

"Na'cho Mama !"

"I'm Na'cho Mama, Na'cho Girl, I didn't bring you into this world!

"I'm Na'cho Mama !"



The wild bunch rode on down the line

To some cafe on the Pedernales

They said to the waitress, "Honey, you're lookin' fine,"

"And Mama, won'cha bring us tamales?"

The waitress raised her fly swatter high

Her new tattoo did show

It was Napoleon with a big black eye

She was lettin' every body know...



She said, "I'm Na'cho Mama !"

"Na'cho Mama !"

"I'm Na'cho Mama, Na'cho Girl, I didn't bring you into this world!

"I'm Na'cho Mama !"



The cowboys rode for twenty miles

Sidesaddle to their saddlebags

They crossed their legs and laughed all night

You see, the wild bunch was in drag...



They sang, "I'm Na'cho Mama !"

"Na'cho Mama !"

"I'm Na'cho Mama, Na'cho Girl, I didn't bring you into this world!

"I'm Na'cho Mama !"

Na'cho Mama, Na'cho Girl, I didn't bring you into this world!

"I'm Na'cho Mama !"

"I'm Na'cho Mama !"

"I'm Na'cho Mama !"