Well, Johnny come in last night.

Man he was an awful sight.

The Bartender said, "Hey Johnny!

There'll be no band tonight"

"The piano-man's drunk,

He been down in the dumps.

The drummer's in bed,

He got a pain in his head.

No Johnny,

There'll be no band tonight."



The clock was stickin' close to ten

The mailman came runnin' in.

He said, "Any-body here named Johnny?

I got a Special deliv'ry for him."

"It's from a woman he knows,

It's from his Bayou Rose,

The girl of his dreams

wants a wedding ring"

........Love Rosie

"I've got a letter for him".



Well Johnny jumped up from his beer

Told the mailman, "Yes I'm here"

An' then he read it out loud to the bar room crowd

But before they had a chance to cheer

He said "Call up the band

I'm a happy man

I want them to play

On my wedding day"

When he told them,

They had a chance to cheer.



               The piano-man came even though it was rainin'

               The drummer was drummn' just like and insane man.

               They tore off the roof they knocked down the doors

               And Johnny an' his bride drove away in her Ford

               Slappin' the dash to the beat of the band

               Draggin' behind them a string of tin cans

               And they ain't been back yet but I know when they do

               Johnny's gonna play some of the sweetest blues