All my girlfriend's are gettin' married
They're gonna be brides
They're dressing in white
They're dropping like flies

All my girlfriend's are talking 'bout babies
They're popping them out 
And strolling around
Get me out of this town

I ain't ready for a new last name
I don't wanna be nobody's ball and chain
The reason for a Friday night poker game

I don't wanna be another desperate housewife
Doing dirty laundry on a Saturday night
I don't wanna be somebody's
"Baby, bring me another bud light," whatever

All my girlfriend's are gettin' married
They're gonna be brides
They're dressing in white
They're dropping like flies

All my girlfriend's are talking 'bout babies
They're popping them out 
And strolling around
Get me out of this town

They're hitching it up
It's wearing me out
And tying the knot's all they're talking about
I'm so sick and tired of hearing their vows
This being maid of honor's keeping me from making out

'Cause all my girlfriend's are gettin' married

Well, I swear every time I get mama on the phone
She's telling me another good man got gone
Seems like every other dang weekend I'm going back home

'Cause all my girlfriend's are gettin' married
They're gonna be brides
They're dressing in white
They're dropping like flies

And all my girlfriend's are talking 'bout babies
They're popping them out 
And strolling around
Get me out of this town

They're gonna be brides, 
They're dressing in white
They're dropping like flies

All my girlfriend's are gettin' married