Well now I'm in love with a fast movin' angel
 Dresses like the city girls do
 When we're apart there's no ache in my heart
 When we're together we're a hell of a crew

 Chorus:
 And I got presents to send you
 Even got money to lend you
 But honey I can never ever pretend
 You're not there on my mind

 There sits a fifth of Tequila
 God I swore I'd never drink it again
 But my last little bout I had my hair pulled out
 By a man who really wasn't my friend
 And I know I'll never see him again

 Chorus:
 Yeah but I got presents to send you
 I've even got money to lend you
 But honey I can never ever pretend
 You're not there on my mind

 Yeah, I thought I might sail down to Bridgetown
 Spend some time in the Barbados sun
 But my plans took a skid when I smoked a whole lid
 Wound up where I'd begun

 Chorus:
 Yes and I got presents to send you
 I've even got money to lend you
 But honey I can never ever pretend
 You're not there on my mind

 (instrumental)

 Chorus:
 Yes and I got presents to send you
 I've even got money to lend you
 But honey I can never ever pretend
 You're not there on my mind

 Coda:
 You're not there on my mind.