When you feel like a written off actor on Deadwood 

About to get fed to the pigs 

When that preacher's bustin' hell 

Toutin' just cowbells 

Stop his trails in front of your digs 



There's this place you can go called Tierra Del Feugo 

Down in the Southern Hemisphere 

It's kinda Troy without Helen 

Past the Straits of Magellan 

Things are always looking up down there 



And there's a party at the end of the world (end of the world) 

Where the locals do the tango twirl 

Forget the temples and the golf pants 

Over there in Montreal 

There's a party at the end of the world 



It seems like I've run out of reasons to be here 

So I'm just going to steal from myself 

If your attitude has fallen 

There's a latitude that's calling 

Take yourself past that continental shelf 



Now the band that we hired 

Is playing so inspired 

Eskimos and eunuchs from Bangkok 

Have this location so nice 

We won't run out of ice 

'Cause Antarctica is just around the block 



And there's a party at the end of the world (end of the world) 

Where the locals do the tango twirl 

So don't make that big mistaika 

And wind up with Miss Jamaica 

At the party at the end of world 



Flying machines, yellow submarines 

Fresh girls in cowboy decor 

RSVP isn't needed you see 

And the crowd they're just yelling for more 

??? 



Now in case you hadn't heard 

Things are getting quite absurd 

No one really shocks us that's for sure 

Roadside bombers and tsunamis 

Oh god How I miss those Commies 

No one really plays fair anymore 



But I've spoken to the yogis 

Had a conversation with our roadies 

Who assure me that our arrangements are complete 

So the things and the stories down the road or Roaring 40's 

And you best reserve that cherished window seat 



To the party at the end of the world (end of the world) 

Where the locals do that tango twirl 

??? 

When there's native girls to capture 

There's a party at the end of the world 



Who cares if there's no fire 

We'll be rocking in Ushuaia 

At the party at the end 

We surely can attend 

The party at the end of the world