I'm a lazy boy
Might take a miracle
There's no doubt about it
Don't get me started
To get me started
Don't get me started again
Son you better get up
You better get up while can

I make a dash in the lazy boy hundred
The say the competition lags behind precision wasting
I start out slow but i lean back and pull you under it
Don't need a rear view

I know it's my smoke they are tasting
Damn another traffic jam
So on the gas i slam
I know i'm s'posed to use my brake
You better get up
You better get up while you can


Don't need no luck we aim to suck just for the fun of it
Employed to crash the lazy boy hundred
Your precious energy is victoyry for they're tasting
They say you can't be kind tso don't you bother wasting

I said damn another crack pot scam
I thought that things wre going great
Now that i'm on the lamb
Damn another bunt grand skam
Now that we rule the land
I think it's time to celebrate

I'm a lazy boy
You better get up while you can
There's no doubt about it
Might take a miracle
There's no doubt about it
I'm a miracle
Might take a lazy girl
To get me started
To get me started
Don't get me started again
Son you better get up
Don't get me started
You better get up while you can