At least we had the sense to know what's done is done

Now I'm not saying we never had fun

We made love like a speeding train but we'd end up back on earth again

It oughtta've been easy when we got together

Sign all the papers, and on with forever

No real reason to drink a lot

Well wake up honey, see what we've got


Oh my I remember this we don't have any wedding bliss

Wake up there's some things we gotta set right

Sixteen bottles and a wedding trunk

Oughtta be a law against marrying drunk

Honey, we got married again last night


You always told me we should follow our own minds

But that was you staying out late and me always left behind

Fussin' and fightin' about the same old stuff

Six months in I'd had enough

Now I'm waking up here in the blinding heat

A ring on my finger in the wedding suite

The same old trouble lying next to me

With a copy of the license and the registry


Oh my I remember that kiss

But where do we go after this

Wake up there's some things we gotta set right

Sixteen bottles and a wedding trunk

Oughtta be a law against marrying drunk

Honey, we got married again last night


There was a time we thought our lives would move as one

Now it's pick up the pieces honey and see how far you can run

I was circlin' around you like a wounded cat

The tears and the rage, I won't miss that

It oughtta've been easy when we got together

Sign all the papers, then on with forever

No real reason to drink a ton

Wake up honey, see what we've done


Oh my I remember that kiss

Someone get me out of this

Wake up there's some things we gotta set right

Sixteen bottles and a wedding trunk

Oughtta be a law against marrying drunk

Honey, we got married again last night


No tuxedos, no wedding cakes

Oughtta be a law against marrying flakes

Honey, we got married again

Honey, we got married again

Honey, we got married again last night