If Reagan had been a great actor, and won the academy award

There'd be no Iran Contra and maybe no Karl Rove

If Hitler had been a great painter, hung out with Pablo in France

There would be no history channel, and I'd have a lot more great aunts



If George had stayed in baseball, and really lived his dream

Became the great commissioner; we wouldn't be in this mess

God bless the old US,



Put him in the hall of fame

Out of the house of shame

Get George Bush out of the white house and

Put him in the hall of fame



Well he could, conspire, start a secret war

Against the liberal NY Yankees with Cheney and Pete rose

Overlook the steroids and bring back shoeless Joe

And Halliburton Stadium would be a beauty to behold



If George had stayed in baseball, and really lived his dream

Became the great commissioner, we'd be better off today, just let the poor kid play





Put him in the hall of fame

Out of the house of shame

Get George Bush out of the white house and

Put him in the hall of fame