Wake up Major

And stitch on your hat,

You fell outta bed and

Then you landed in the cash.

So what's in your diary today?



Call on your main man

What can he do for you?

Hang out with stupid

So you can tell him what to do.

Major this is your day.



Living alone in a jar never gets you very far.



He can Read your mind,

Make you feel alright,

Sgt. Major knows what you want.

He knows what you are,

One day you'll be a star,

Yeah, the major knows what you want



Take out your paper 

And throw it away,

Everything is useless

Ain't got a lot to say.

Major, this is your way.



The Major is drowning 

‘cause he opened his mouth,

He starts to explain it

But nothing's coming out.

Major, what can you say?



I hope that you like who you are,

'cause living alone in a jar never gets you very far.



He can read your mind,

Make you feel alright,

Sgt. Major knows what you want.

He knows what you are,

One day you'll be a star,

Yeah, the Major knows what you want.



I know you think that you made it,

I know what I'm meant to say,

But while you looked in the mirror

I was getting away,

To you there is nothing to say.



He can read your mind,

Make you feel alright,

Sgt. Major knows what you want.



He knows what you are,

One day you'll be a star,

Yeah the major knows what you want.



Woo Woo (X2)