Arrested on charges of unemployment, He was sittin' in the witness stand.
The judge's wife called up the district attorney, she said: Free that brown eyed man (if you want your job), You better free that brown eyed man. Flyin' 'cross the desert in a TWA, I saw a woman walkin' 'cross the sand.
She'd been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay, to meet a brown eyed handsome man.
Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man. Way back in hist'ry, three thousand years, in fact, ever since the world began, There's been a whole lotta good women, sheddin' tears over a brown eyed handsome man, It's a lot of trouble with a brown eyed handsome man. Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mindbetween a doctor and a lawyer man, her mother told her daughter: Darlin', go out and find yourself a brown eyed handsome manjust like your daddy, he's a brown eyed handsome man. Milo Venus was a beautiful lass, she had the world in the palm of her hand, she lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match, to meet a brown eyed handsome man.

She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man. Two-three the count, with nobody on, he hit a high-fly into the stand, rounded third he was headed for home, it was a brown eyed handsome man, that won the game, It was a brown eyed handsome man...