This song it was written down 

In a pea green windowless room 

Four o'clock and the TV's dead 

Wired up with nothin' to do 

I drunk all my whiskey I smoked all my beer 

I'm already gone I just got here 

An old hairy ass hillbilly 

Still up and hangin' on 



Made me think of a Similar time 

In the Tropicannibal motel 

Takin' showers 'bout every hour 

'Cause I wasn't really feelin' well 

Well in walked the Alabama Leanin' Man 

His ol' buddy Billy Swann 

Two old hairy ass hillbillies 

Still up and hangin' on 



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Takes a friend to make you laugh 

A slap on the back someone who knows 

Right where you're at 

A friend in town who just heard you're around 

Came by see how you're gettin' along 



Most people go out to clubs 

Just to see an electric dildo 

A human jutebox who loves to play 

Every single song they know 

But they don't care if you blow your soul 

They usually stand up and tell you so 

And leave that hairy ass hillbilly 

Still up and hangin' on 



So wherever you may be tonight 

I wish you luck 

You may be with a friend of yours 

And may your friend be your lady love 

But if you gotta go and do a show 

And afterwards you got no where to go 

You're just a hairy ass hillbilly 

Still up and hangin' on 



Chorus