Jerry Butler

 Oh western union man
 Send a telegram to my baby
 Send a telegram, send a telegram
 Who, send a telegram to my baby
 This is what I want you to do
 I want you to tell her that I'm all alone
 I tried to call her on the phone
 Tell her I'm in misery
 And think she's avoiding me
 And if the telegram don't do
 Send a box of candy too
 And maybe some flowers
 Tell her that I missed her for hours and hours
 Send a telegram, send a telegram
 Send a telegram man
 To my baby you hear what I say
 Oh western union man send a telegram
 Send a telegram to my baby
 Oh western union man
 Hey send a telegram
 Send a telegram, send a telegram
 Oh send a telegram to my baby
 This is what I want you to do
 Listen, tell me have you got a boy you can send
 This is what I want him to do
 Put him on his bike right away
 See if he can get my message through
 Maybe tomorrow
 But mail it right away
 I want the girl to know that I miss her
 Something like yesterday
 Send a telegram, send a telegram man
 To my baby
 Do you hear what I say
 Oh western union man why don't you send a telegram
 Oh send a telegram to my baby
 Western union man send a telegram
 Oh send it right on to my baby
 Hey western union man
 Send a telegram, send a telegram