It becomes so hard to meet someone, as we keep getting older
I went on 5 dates last month and each guy just got lamer
Now donâ??t call me judgemental, I donâ??t usually complain,
Come on guys, just realise, some things go without saying.
Well, one wore socks with sandals, and the other still had braces,
One guy had a mullet, and one the cops were chasing
When I finally had a date with what seemed to be a real man
He rolled up to my place in a mini van.
Oh why are all the good men gay or taken, feels like I just canâ??t catch a
Break
I donâ??t need a millionaire and I donâ??t need Johnny Depp
Just a man who isnâ??t wanted by the state.
Do I just attract too many loners? or my standards  just set way too high?
I guess what I am saying is Iâ??ll gonna keep on praying â??til I find a man
That isnâ??t gay or taken
Iâ??m not knocking single guys whoâ??ve really got the goods
I just havenâ??t found you and I sure wish that I would
Sick and tired of wasting time of guys like Billy Bob
Who willingly admit they think my brotherâ??s hot
Why are all the good men gay or taken, feels like I just canâ??t catch a
Break
I donâ??t need a millionaire and I donâ??t need Johnny Depp
Just a man who isnâ??t wanted by the state.
Do just attract too many loners? or my standards  set just way too high?
Guess what I am saying is Iâ??m gonna Keep on praying â??til I find a man that
Isnâ??t gay or taken
Guess what I am saying is Iâ??m gonna Keep on praying â??til I find a man that
Isnâ??t gay or taken