Check it out so what we gonna do in this jam here
 Is something a little differnet

 We gonna shake 'em off the wild side
 And then into the smooth side  then off of the smooth side
 Right back into the wild side  then off of the wild side
 Right back into the smooth side  then off of the smooth side
 Right back into the wild side

 Now listen up everyone, while I hip you to
 The scam why I am the Funk Soul Sensation
 I'm the Gifted, the O-N-E, the mystic, the gothic
 To be specific I was terrific ???
 I was a small sperm cell in my daddy's canal
 Gave that ass a stimulating, blast straight up through his penal shaft
 Ask my mother, she let the sperm cell gestate 9 months
 But the funk couldn't wait
 I came in 8, she told me always to be early
 That's why I ain't never late
 Especially when I got a date with my fate
 Dad sat me on his knee and told me "Be all that you can be"
 I looked him straight up in his mug
 And said "I wanna be an MC!"
 And let the whole world sweat me
 And my talent and the balance
 I'm a make sure that they don't ever forget me

 I'm the Gifted One (I'm the Funk Soul Sensation) (Repeat 4x)

 I got the Theories of Relativity inside of me
 Producing the juice to get you loose
 Measured by my hypotenuse
 Multiplied by my square root to dope
 You can't cope, you can't hang, check the slang
 I kick the party get the bwoy buts
 All from the jar of hot hard ball
 Hurt you with your ???
 You said yeah you like it raw
 Now you crying like a bitch
 Saying you don't want no more
 But that's cool cause the old school fool I'm a leave you face-
 Down in the ditch covered with piss cause I'm relentless
 And heartliss, and this will be your, exodus
 I mean, it's the word called relation between
 Jemini the Gifted One
 And the Funk Soul Sensation
 Radiation ages through the mental incarsaration
 Makes the styles mingle causes social integration
 Wack MC's don't get nothing but Fairenheit degrees
 They try to take flight, I take out all the
 Energies and bring 'em to their knees
 I leave them obliterated and incinerated
 With that outdated lingo niggas cater to the ego
 But I ain't from around your way
 Ayo somebody gots ta pay
 To hell with Carlito, do it Jemini's way

 I'm the Gifted One (I'm the Funk Soul Sensation) (Repeat 2x)

 I make Pharohe riffing better like season on meat
 Like sugar sprinkled on your speaker I make shit sound sweet
 The Funk Soul Sensation is so sensational
 Inspirational and educational, too
 The 8th Wonder
 Won't ever let no man put us under
 But plunder, and ain't no where to run to
 Cause you be six feet under
 The thunder is coming down hard with black rains
 So the High Plains Drifter got to lift a nigga
 Out his jeep, like a 4/5th on the beat
 Yeah I'm down for the slaughter but I'm really about
 My daughter and my payday
 I'm preparing for my old and grey days
 I'm in my heyday, so mayday cause it's D-Day
 You want to strike the mic but first get through the you and me days
 Although, I'm really not the type of competition
 I'll go, all out to put the key in your ignition
 Don't revving your engine until your heart starts decision
 Your vision make your decision and get ready for the head-on collision

 I'm the Gifted One (I'm the Funk Soul Sensation) (Repeat 16x)

 Yo I can dig that, yes I can dig that