Ain't no bitch who can do it like me
Go F-U-C-K yourself baby
Ain't no bitch who can do it like me
The critics and the press agree
Ain't no bitch who can do it like me
J-E-F-F to the R-E-E
Ain't no bitch who can do it like me
Uh huh, what, yeah

Slide my panties off in your Lamborghini
TMZ just saw my coochie like I was Britney
Be Flo Rida an spin me right round round
But don't try to bite me like Chris Brown
Make my bottle pop like a Pussycat Doll
Smoked out Michael Phelps and won a gold medal

Ain't no bitch who can do it like me
Go F-U-C-K yourself baby
Ain't no bitch who can do it like me
The critics and the press agree
Ain't no bitch who can do it like me
J-E-F-F to the R-E-E
Ain't no bitch who can do it like me
Uh huh, what, yeah

Flashed my taint OHH! does it turn you on
Gave Lil Wayne a skirt an some pom poms
They all go Lady Gaga over my throat skills
Gave Zac Efron my poker face and left him with chills
And 3OH!3 warned me not to trust you hoes
Sucked off Kanye West now I'm one of the bros

Ain't no bitch who can do it like me
I'm beautiful, effortlessly
Ain't no bitch who can do it like me
I got a P.H.D. in faggotry
Ain't no bitch who can do it like me
I S-U-C-K perfectly
Ain't no bitch who can do it like me
It's a crime to look so pre-pretty

Ain't no bitch who can do it like me
If you want my peaches, shake my tree
Ain't no bitch who can do it like me
I L-O-V-E violently
Ain't no bitch who can do it like me
I'm cuter then Hello Kitty
Ain't no bitch who can do it like me
J-E-F-F to the R-E-E