Remember that time that I saved your life
You were happy, I could tell.
You said something about how I was smart
And I make your life-a-living-heaven.
We do everything together,
Like hide-and-don't-seek
Your favorite game.
And I'm so glad that we found each other 
And I know you feel the identical-way-as-me.
Church, I'm your best friend, that's what I am to you.
And we'll be together till the-part-when-its-over
Because we are brothers and not Red
...Brothers and not Red.
You know Tucker thinks he can hang with you
But I'm your friend and there's no other!
Because we're such a great team when we're together
Just like chocolate and peanut-CANDY!
No one else sees me like I see me
Or like I see you, don't you see?
Because if I can't see them, they can't see me
And if I like me then you like myself.
Church, I'm your best friend, that's what I am to you
And we'll be together till the-part-when-its-over
Because we are brothers and not Red
...Brothers and not Red.
And Church we're gonna weather that storm together.
And I'll be right by your side.
You don't have to worry because Tucker is 
stupid...stupid.
You don't have to worry because...Tucker did it. 
(Tucker did it).
Chorus: Church, I'm your best friend ...that's what I 
am to you.
Caboose: Church, I am your best friend...Do not listen 
to Tucker.
Chorus: And we'll be together till the-part-when-it's-
over
Caboose: This song is not creepy. Not creepy at all.
Chorus: Because we are brothers and not red
Caboose: And Church, you don't have to worry because 
Tucker is stupid.
We'll weather that storm, Tucker's storm. Their's no 
storm that Tucker can make that we can't crumble 
together .
Church, Church, I am you best friend, that is what I am 
to you.
And it's totally not creepy
You should repeat it in your head
Then sing it to yourself all the time
It's always so catchy
To help say this
You're the best