We're sitting at this resturant
Tears falling in my coffee
Is this what you ran from
To make a fool out of me
All my friends are standing
Saying hey what's wrong
And how can I tell them
That tomorrow your gonna be gone

I never ever saw a soap opera
I'm into broadway shows
I don't want my heart used to sell her show

I'm choking on my cigarette
Can't get the words I wanna say
And you don't even look sorry
That it's ended this way
Waiter's looking at me strange
I think he's moving in for the kill
I know you wanna walk out of here
And I'm gonna have to pay the bill

I never ever saw a soap opera
I'm into broadway shows
I don't want my heart used to sell her show

Never ever saw a soap opera
Never ever saw a soap opera

Hey wait a minute before you go
Cause there's something I got to do
If you think you're gonna get away with this
Then you gotta be a bigger kind of fool
I've spoken to the manager
Ordered a desert to your taste
And when that custard pie arrives
I'm gonna push it slowly into your face

I never ever saw a soap opera
I'm into broadway shows
I don't want my heart used to sell her show

I never ever saw a soap opera
I'm into broadway shows
I don't want my heart used to sell her show

Never ever soap opera
Never ever soap opera
Never ever soap opera