I left my keys on the dreser when she left me

I knew I wouldn't need them tonight

I called the boys to come pick me up

And left my truck sitting there in the drive

Well, I'll be here 'til closing time

Trying to drink her off my mind



Chorus

I've had a long neck, a Long Island Tea

A few fuzzy navels and "sex on the beach"

Some straight up, some on the rocks

I'll probably eat the worm before I stop

I ain't the driver, I aint the thinker

Tonight I'm the desgnated drinker



Well, there's always one in every honky-tonk

Who has a lot of pain to ease

So, I wont be hard for the boys to find

Whenever its times to leave

Well, I'll be down at the end of the bar

Standing on my own two knees



Chorus 2X



I aint the driver

I aint the thinker

Tonight I'm the designated drinker



I aint the driver

I aint the thinker

Tonight I'm the designated drinker