All right
Kitchen noises

I can do the impossible
I can breathe under water, babe
I can right the unwrongable
I can taste the untouchable
And if you think that you know me
I'd say that's unbelievable

I can take blood from a water main
But I can turn that into champagne
I can turn that bubbly into tonic now
(A little gin and tonic)
I can turn that tonic into chronic now
(Going to smoke that chronic, hydrophonic)

And if you think I'm gonna show you how
You're tripping, babe

Watch out, watch out, you're gonna spill that
Watch out, watch out

I'll take the piss out of politics
I'll take the shame out of talking shit
I'll take the blame, but not all of it
I'll share my flame, but don't you bogart it
(Take two hits and pass it on)

I'll do all of that and more of it
And not even break a sweat

'Cause I can create the unimaginable
I can fake feeling the vulnerable
I can fool the tie and suitables
I can even groove the unmovable
'Cause I believe in the power of positive thinking
It's gonna keep this world from ever sinking

I said: turn that sink off, goddammit, now

So you see so far, well I'm all right
Pleasant and awkwardly polite
Watching carefully the comedy
The tick tock moments of the gridlock day
And why I'm singing
About the fact that I'm giving up everything
And giving back to the people that made me want to change
My simple, lazy ways
I'm gonna give you one more phrase to explain myself, that's why

See, I believe in only one thing
I believe in good orderly d-i-r-e-c-t-i-o-n
I'll spell it again, but only with abbrevation
Easy as a 1, 2, 3
Spell it backwards, it's a d-o-g
'Cause it's a dog eat dog world
What a life, girl
I bet that I can make you my wife, girl
'Cause I believe in omni possibility

Nothing more than good orderly direction, that's right
Nothing more than good orderly direction, it's all right
Nothing more than good orderly direction, say that's what it is
Nothing more than good orderly direction
Nothing more than the chili beef and cheese
Nothing more than good orderly direction
Nothing more than good orderly erections
This process of affection


Nothing more than good orderly direction