My baby loves me when I'm stoned

As long as I find my way home

No my baby she don't care

About the songs I sing or the clothes I wear

Loves a late night call on the telephone

My baby loves me when I'm stoned



She makes me see the picture

She makes me see red.

She puts me on a pedestal

Then messes with my head

She don't want me in and office

Or in a three piece suit

She'd rather see me in dirty jeans and boots



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Every time that we're together she cuts all the slack.

Cause she knows I ain't myself until I knock a couple back.

It'll lead you life to ruin, take you to an early grave

At least that's what those people always say



Chorus

Ain't never gonna leave that girl alone

My baby loves me when I'm stoned