Don't stare at your face / With your nose out of place / At the wrinkles where zits used to be / And remember that smiling / Uses less muscles / And frowning just makes you look ugly / So smile / Smile / And the whole world smiles with you / They'd smile / They'd smile / If the whole world just had a clue / Don't mess with your man / When he's selling you grams / He would kill you for less and then smile / And don't curse at a whore / As you open the door / 'Cos your service won't be with a smile / So smile / Smile / And the whole world smiles with you / They'd smile / They'd smile / If the whole world just had a clue / Don't sneer at your doctor / Or gamble and proctor / 'Cos they're just dawns in the game / The perfect prescription / Is one that you're given / That's filled out in Jesus' name / Don't be scared of your preacher / 'Cos he's just a leach / He's too busy cruising your ass / There's a verse in the bible / That says we're all liable / For everything that comes to pass / So smile / Smile / And the whole world smiles with you / They'd smile / They'd smile / If the whole world just had a clue / So smile / Smile / Smile / smile / smile / smile