I take three baths a day

Wash out all my mind 

Each time I get so gay 

It takes me out of my mind 

To get a clean mind 

To wash out my mind 

For a fresh new time 

And a real time 

So it's three times a day 

I go to the cleaners 

I seldom do anything 

Just 'cause it's my birthday 

The time will come 

You'll find you some new way to have a clean day 

In the merry, merry month of May