For today I'll smoke a cigar

For today I'll play your guitar 

For today I'll be real nice 

For today I'll cut you thrice 

For today I'll cup your eyes 

For today make no disguise 

There's a blanket for ya, doctor 

There's a full-fledged man of war 

There's an ink spot on your jersey 

And scuff marks on your floor 

For today you smoked a cigar 

For today you felt real cool 

For today you wore a blue shirt 

For today you wore some old brown shoes