Do you know a jewel, walking like a model
sleeping like a princess, talking like a BBC-anouncer
I know such a jewel and her name is Eleanor
the pride of all the country, precious as the Koh-I-Noor
Koh-I-Noor, Koh-I-Noor
Eleanor 's much more than a diamond, than an opal
she is like the Koh-I-noor

her hair is just as golden as in ad on tv
her lips as red as cherries coloured artificially
shame on Mona Lisa, she is gonna lose out
eyesore to my Eleanore, Eleanor is like the koh-i-noor
Eleanor 's more than just a diamond, just an opal
she is like the Koh-I-noor

Eleanor, Eleanor
none of the boys will ever get her, nor will I
she's unattainable like the Koh-I-Noor

koh-i-noor
I'm in love with her