My baby loves to hold me in his arms and gently touch my face
As we lie there close together late at night in our own special place
It's like I'm drifting off to heaven when he does that thing that only he can do
He moves his lips in little ways that let me know he's in heaven too

He's snoring again and I'm wide awake
It's like a NASCAR race being run on his face
And the bed starts to tremble and shake
I try to roll him over I kick him with my feet
Hell, I gotta wake him up so I can get sleep
For a moment he's quiet and then
He's snoring again

In the morning he wakes up so happy and looking all refreshed
While I count the lines and the dark circles 'cause I ain't had no rest
Oh, the day seems to drag along and I can't wait to get myself in bed
But soon that old familiar sound comes crashing in my head

He's snoring again and I'm wide awake
It's like an old buzz saw shaking up the walls
And I've had more than I can take
I'm glad to hear he's breathing, I know he needs his rest 
But that snorting and that wheezing sure puts me to the test
Gonna make him go sleep in the den
He's snoring again

He sleeps just like a baby but he sounds just like a tank
He knows that I adore him but when he gets to snoring
I have to grab his hair and yank

He's snoring again and you know who you are out there

Oh, I've had more than I can take
I'm glad to hear he's breathing, I know he needs his rest 
But that snorting and that wheezing sure puts me to the test
Gonna make him go sleeping in the den
He's snoring again