Jamie Kennedy
Jamie Kennedy - Crooked Stick songtekst
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This one's for Kiss FM No curse No swears This one's for the kids The other day I read a letter it said "Mr Kennedy, How you doing? Oh good. We're Fine. This is your record company. We really love what you've done so far with your rap CD And we love all of the support that you get from MTV But do you think that you could maybe make a song like Black Eyed Peas With a little White Stripes and Mike Jones It would make a nice ring tone. Stu Stone. Better think of something quick. Better make it something sick. Ok well I could sing about my stick OK ok Hmm, uhhhh I got a stick I swing it to the left I gotta stick Together with the band My crooked stick Just watch it and it grows (watch it will grow) Oh no Woah I was born with a crooked (I was born with a crooked stick) I got a crooked stick I was born with a crooked (I was born with a crooked stick) I got a crooked stick I speak loud and carry a big stick I'm proud and if you need it then baby I come quick My stick (my stick my stick) Goes everywhere with me My stick (my stick my stick) Could poke a cat out of a tree My stick (my stick) so sick It's ridiculous My stick it won't complain, or bitch, or fuss Did I just say a bad word? Really hope they censor it if not Then lets hold hands and I'll resense (??) for it My stick my stick I got a stick I swing it to the left I gotta stick Together with the band My crooked stick Just watch it and it grows (watch it will grow) Oh no Woah I was born with a crooked (I was born with a crooked stick) I got a crooked stick I was born with a crooked (I was born with a crooked stick) I got a crooked stick Hey. Yo. You know what it look like? What it look like? You know what it look like? I know what it look like. Yeah. Tell 'em Stick look like a banana B-A-N-A-N-A Stick look like a banana B-A-N-A-N-A Stick look like a banana B-A-N-A-N-A Stick look like a banana B-A-N-A-N-A O my! My stick, my stick it be the very best. You know my compass always points you to the northwest. I said O My. My stick, my stick it be (it be) the very best. You know my compass always points you to the northwest. I said Uh J- What? We don't need it a third time. Crap. I got a stick I swing it to the left I gotta stick Together with the band My crooked stick Just watch it and it grows (watch it will grow) Oh no Woah I was born with a crooked (I was born with a crooked stick) I got a crooked stick I was born with a crooked (I was born with a crooked stick) I got a crooked stick Woah! I got a stick I swing it to the left I gotta stick Together with the band My crooked stick Just watch it and grows (watch it will grow) Oh no Woah I was born with a crooked (I was born with a crooked stick) I got a crooked stick I was born with a crooked (I was born with a crooked stick) I got a crooked stick OHH!