- To the girl who sighs with envy when she hears that wedding bell.
 - To the guy who'd throw a party if he knew someone to call.
 Here's to the losers -- bless them all
 - Here's to those who drink their dinners when the lady doesn't show.
 - To the girl who'll wait for kisses underneath the mistletoe.
 - To the lonely summer lovers when the leaves begin to fall
 - Here's to the losers -- I bless em all
 Hey Tom, Dick and Harry, come in out of the rain, those torches you carry
 must be drowned in champagne
 -Here's the last toast of the evening
 -Here's to those who still believe all the losers will be winners, all the
 givers shall receive
 - Here's to trouble free tomorrows, may your sorrows all be small
 Here's to the losers -- bless them all!

 Hey Tom, Dick and Harry, come in out of the rain, those torches you carry
 must be drowned in champagne
 -Here's the last toast of the evening
 -Here's to those who still believe all the losers will be winners, all the
 givers shall receive
 - Here's to trouble free tomorrows, may your sorrows all be small
 Here's to the losers -- bless them all