Santa's baby, is growing here inside of me now.
Like wow!
I'm gonna be the mother of, Santa's baby.
He put it in me Chistmas Eve night!

Santa's baby, is growing here inside of my gut.
This slut.
Got drunk and now she's pregnant with, Santa's baby.
A bastard child, but at least it's white!

"What? We can't say that? Oh, well, we'll cut it out!"

Oh, when I heard that: "Ho, ho, ho!".
I spread my legs beneath the mistle toe.
Then, Santa had his way with me.
Even though I was screaming: "No, no no!".

Hey, wait a minute.
Santa raped me!
He took advantage of a young girl!
The world, has got to know the ugly truth.
How, Santa raped me, even though I tried to put up a fight.

"And, don't you for second say I was asking for it, because I was wearing a miny skirt and a tube top!"

Santa's baby, will make it hard to ever erase.
That face, all fat and jolly, sweatin' on me!
Santa's baby is gonna wreck my life at my thighs!
Too late.

Santa's baby, is growing like a cancer. I fear, right here!
It's gonna look just like him.
Somebody take me. And get this baby outta my sight!

"Do you have 50 bucks I could borrow? No?"

I got excited, I couldn't wait.
The moment my monthly curse was late.
Now, it's a gift I'll never regret.
It's worse than late fruit cake, 'cause it's date rape!

Santa's baby, he came down the chimney.
Then, came in me.
I'd make a lousy single mom, so.
Santa's baby, is gonna get aborted tonight!
But, thanks to the conservitive right.
I've got to say I was raped that night.

Thank you!