1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9…It's the J-Zone Commandments

I J-Zone AKA Captain Backslap on behalf of Old Man Entertainment

Got to foreshadow y'all to what's goin' on cause we got rules and

Commandments for y'all to follow before you roll with us on this album

So pay attention, OK?



Audience shut the fuck up, don't make a sound

Like Eddie Murphy I got rules and shit when I throw down

All I need is about 2 minutes to run down the Commandments

Before we get it poppin, so we gotta understand it

Thou shalt not

Cock block at shows

Give me a pound and step if I'm creepin with hoes

And thou shalt not

Ask Zone his race

What's the matter when your broad gave Zone a taste (mwah)

Thou shalt not

Call my house when there's a basketball game on TV

You don't know, check the TV Guide

Cause if you make me miss Kobe drop 50, you gon' see me

And thou shalt not

Ask Zone to perform if there's less than 3 zeroes in the show fee

And thou shalt not

E-mail the Zone, saying put me on

Faggot, you don't know me

Ladies, thou shalt not react

When I use the word bitch cause if you not, relax

The more you get upset, the more that must mean the shoe fits

So if you got mad then yeah, I was talking bout you, bitch

Thou shalt not

Bring food in my car

And when you ride, thou shalt not ride for free

So up the money on the mobile or hitch a ride

Cause bitch, riding dolo is just fine with me

Fat girls, thou shalt not wear midriffs

And while you at it, kill the thong thoughts, chicken and biscuits

Thou shalt

Vanish if you got too many kids

Move in?

Is you crazy, bitch, I look like Mike Brady?

Thou shalt

Floss and stunt

Even if you drive a hooptie, sport the junk

And when you rollin up the strip, and a sucker run his lip

Slam the clutch, put it in 5, and off the chump

And thou shalt

Use caution getting head while driving

Chicks that want you to trick, thou shalt nickel and dime them

Thou shalt be cheap so you can ball like me

Thou can't be both pussy whooped and rich

Thou shalt not act hard on the internet

Living in South Dakota where nobody can get you at

And thou shalt buy this album at the store and shit

Cause all y'all listening know damn well y'all downloaded this